I joined a club! (Pizza failure)

Yeah, I know, I know. I haven't posted in a while. I'm sorry.

On the brighter side though, I joined a club! It's not a difficult club to join and YOU might already be a member and not even know it! It's called the "I DROPPED A GOD-DAMNED PIZZA ON THE MOTHER F***ING FLOOR" club.

The terms of admittance into this prestigious club of food failure are as follows: You take a pizza fresh from the oven (or fresh from delivery) and drop it ACCIDENTALLY. Dropping it on purpose doesn't count here. There are also levels of Membership.

• Basic member- You have dropped one pizza

• Bronze member- You have dropped 3 pizzas

• Silver member- You've dropped 5 pizzas! (At this point, you really should just consider not handling pizzas ever again..... ever.)

• Gold member- A whole 7 pizzas have been carelessly ruined by you.

And finally.....

• Are you a Platinum member pizza dropper? That's a whole 10 pizzas (Or more!!!)

Are you in the club too? What's your level? I'm currently between Basic and Bronze levels. I've dropped two pizzas...