Punk Jacket: From humble denim coat to badass fashion

Tonight I started working on my punk jacket and I thought it would be fun to show you the steps that take it from where it is now to where it will be when I'm done.*

My jacket starts out like this.

2xl 100% cotton Very Grandma

So far, I've taken my seam ripper and removed the bottom pockets

 

 And cut the sleeves so that at the shoulder point, the sleeves are 5.25 inches long.

 

 After cutting the sleeves, this is what I've got.

Next on my to-do list is shortening the shoulder and trimming the sides so the the sleeves fit better.

Girl on Girl

I bet you thought this was about porn, didn't you? Admit it! You're sick. This blog contains wholesome things like reviews and swearing. AND NOW A WHOLE ENTRY DEDICATED TO A RANT!!!!


WHY? Why, oh why, oh why, oh why do girls feel the need to tear down other girls?

Things like this:

"I cant stand when I see girls get in relationships and just let themselves go completely. Like you're supposed to make your man look good, not walk around next to him lookin like a bum asking for change. Its great to be comfortable but come on. Put some real clothes on once in a while and for the love of God do something with that hair. Hahahaha"

It's ridiculous!

Why it pisses me off:

1. What you do with your body is your business and yours alone. What the fuck does "letting yourself go" even mean? Dressing down or gaining weight is not always an indicator of giving up/not caring. 
2. IF A MAN WANTS TO LOOK GOOD, HE SHOULD DO IT HIMSELF!!! It is not a woman's job to be a trophy or object. Wearing clothing like sweats (which is what I'm assuming is being talked about) doesn't automatically make you look like a bum or homeless. People of all dress codes ask for change, whether it be for themselves or charity.
3. Are you suggesting that not all clothing is real clothing?
4. What's so funny about shitting on someone for being comfortable and being themself?

 This person continued to defend them self with this:

"Well its rude to look good to lure a man in and then look like an asshole every day while they're dating. A man can look good on his own but the woman on his arm should be an accessory to that. If you bought a watch that was shiny and pretty and the second you put it on all the diamonds fell out, you wouldn't like it. Ya know?"

Last time I checked, a man is a sentient being who can decide whether a relationship is working out or not.  If something about a woman's appearance were really, truly bothering him, he'd probably say something or break up with her because that's what happens when things don't work out between people; they break up. I'm just going to bypass the whole "rude" thing because there are no words. 

Women are not accessories. Even if a watch that I buy has all the diamonds fall out, chances are that I can replace the stupid diamonds because they are diamonds! At the very least, I just pick up the pieces that fell out and take it to a jewelry repair shop and they will put them all back in again. Is that person trying to say that a woman isn't likable if she doesn't dress up?

Positive things you can do if you think someone is down in the dumps and exhibiting this through unwillingness to give their body their best:

• Ask what's up!!! Seriously, just ask them how things are going and try to be supportive and helpful.

That's pretty much it. If your friend is refusing to divulge, be on your merry way because its not your business in the first place. Just be ready to be a good friend and be honest if they ask your opinion. 

Shut up till then, 'kay?

Frankenstein hair: Bringing my hair back to life + Ranting

After my recent mishap with ION Color Brilliance: Brights, I was constantly nagged by a class facilitator about my hair being blue. He said nobody would take me seriously with blue hair, I'm unprofessional with blue hair, nobody would hire me with blue hair and I really needed to change my fucking hair back to a normal fucking color. So, after feeling bullied by that guy, I relented.

If there is one thing anybody should know about themselves it's this: NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR BODY!

It is yours! If someone does try to tell you what they think (which is fine to an extent because of free speech but there is a line) tell them to shut up. I really wish I told the facilitator to shut up. He doesn't realize the damage bleach does to hair. Or that hair needs time to heal and repair. Or that not everybody lives the way that he does. He firmly believes that everyone has to look the exact same way. I swear I've finally met my nemesis! Through poking and prodding me with his beliefs and a little public humiliation (ripping apart my hair's appearance in front of the class), I gave up and dyed my hair black so that he would leave me alone! It felt okay to just sink into the back of the week long class and avoid him but I don't feel like it was worth it in the end. If I saw him again, I'd probably fly off the handle and cuss him out!

End rant

I'm miserable with the color and I'm miserable over the condition because my hair shouldn't have been dyed again so soon after bleach and semi-permanent color treatments. It wasn't even a week. Now my hair is fried and I'm attempting to bring it back from the grave...

A gnarled, dried out hot mess.

Things your hair needs to rebound:
The basic building blocks for hair health
Protein- products with keratin. These help rebuild your hair and strengthen it but don't go overboard because too much protein can make your hair brittle.

Moisture- oils like almond, shea, coconut, and olive are great! Providing what your hair is missing, rich shampoos, conditioners and hair masks will slowly nurse your hair back to health.

The products I'm using are L'Oreal Pairs Total Repair Extreme shampoo and Smooth Intense conditioner

Lorealparisusa.com

ulta.com

Despite what companies tell you, it's totally okay to mix products for a personalized routine. I needed Keratin to repair my hair but I also required extra moisture for smoothing because my hair is naturally frizzy. 

Things your hair needs to avoid to rebound:

Heat- Avoid straightening, blow drying, curling with any tools that involve heat because all the moisture you but just put in will be taken right out. Look up alternative methods of hair styling until your hair is back in good health. Wash hair with warm water instead of hot.

Sulfates and Alcohol- Surface Acting Agents also known as surfactants are what make the bubbles in shampoo. Sodium laureth sulfate is one of them and they also strip your hair of oil. That's how your hair gets "clean" which effectively dries your hair out. Alcohol also dries your hair out. Buying a Sulfate free shampoo and conditioner system like L'oreal Ever Pure is extremely helpful. Looking up recipes for your own shampoo can work too.

Dye dye, my darling. Semi-permanent color brands I've used- Ranked

We find our heroine taking a big first step to help a heavy, almost unshakable addiction. She stands in front of an ancient door covered in peeling paint and worn away carvings at the end of a lonely community college hallway. The sign in the filthy window says "Hair Colorists Anonymous" through a layer of grime. She's in the right place. Turning the grungy knob with a tissue instead of a bare hand, the door flings wide open as a brunette with cats eye glasses and a wrinkled gray suit welcomes her from the other side. It's noted she's the ONLY brunette in the room. In fact, in the 16 sea of blues, greens, purples, reds, and pinks, she's the only person with a natural hair color. The bespectacled woman motions CJ towards the last open seat. Just for her.

Brunette begins, "Alright everyone, we have a new person joining our recovery program for "dye hard" hair coloring. Let's all welcome CJ."

"Hiiiiiiiiiii CJ" the group says in zombified unison.


I swear, if there were a real colorists anonymous, I'd probably join because I've got it bad. I've colored my hair every color of the rainbow and every color that exists in hair naturally.

The bad thing is that I almost can't help myself and my poor wallet takes more damage than my hair.

The good thing is that I've had the opportunity to try A LOT of different dye brands and I've decided to rank them here. The List goes from Worst to Best.


THE WORST!!!!!

Ion Color Brilliance Brights- Sold at Sally's Beauty Supply, This stuff is just terrible. I got Aqua and Purple.

• It goes in your hair like mud- semipermanent color usually doesn't need developer because the color is ready to go straight out the container. Same goes for this brand but it is so incredibly thick. Like, it wouldn't go onto the brush, thick. Like, it hurt to spread this stuff through my hair with a comb, thick. I ripped a few hairs out.
• It smells soapy- Think of an old lady's soap (perhaps your grandma). That's what this smells like. I couldn't stand it and was nauseated for over 24 hours after application.
• Even Coverage? What's that?- Because of the thickness, it does NOT spread through hair evenly. I had to use the entire tube of aqua on only half of my head and STILL had a little patchiness after at least 10 minutes of combing.

Splat- With its wide availability and all in one kit, this makes a solid choice for beginners. But once you find better stuff, Splat is really a forgettable brand.

• Bleach to developer proportions- I stopped using the bleach and developer that came in the kit like it's recommended a long time ago and bought extra hair lighteners. What splat provides isn't really enough for a whole head unless your hair is fairly short and thin. Mixing according to splat directions leaves you with very runny bleach and that could be dangerous. I'm talking skin burns and eye damage. Don't even get me started on them calling the developer "splat-oxide".
• Color could be better- I hate the way most of the colors fade. Blue Envy is my favorite out of all the colors because it starts out beautiful and I kinda dig the gray hair look when it fades. The Lavender hardly showed up even when my hair was at its blondest and man, oh man, do I hate Luscious Raspberries when it fades. None of it lasts very long, except the pink. The pink sticks around so long that its welcome gets worn out and you have to use an ash tone to get rid of it.

N' Rage and Raw Color- They look similar, have similar names for the individual colors and I think they may be made by the same company (but I'm not sure). N' Rage is sold at Sally's and Raw is sold at Hot Topic. I consider them twins.

• Everything about this brand is okay- That's it. It smells okay. It looks okay. It lasts okay (around what it says on the bottle). There's nothing really remarkable about my experience with these.

Manic Panic Vegan- I la-la-la LOVE Tish and Snooky and I love that their vegan Manic Panic is one of the very first of its kind. But I can't say I'm a huge fan. Sold at Hot Topic, Sally's and manicpanic.com  I really like the smell, the colors, the application and everything else about the line except one major thing:

• Colors I love with a staying power of potato chips at a football game- In other words, it doesn't last long. The vegetable oil base just doesn't stick to my hair.

Beyond The Zone- This is what I graduated to after my brief infatuation with Splat. Sold at Sally's Beauty supply. I used this brand in my middle school and early high school years.

• Colors can be hit and miss-  I colored my hair with Raspberry Kamikaze (a lovely red-violet) for 8th grade promotion. Many colors are fantastic, aaaaaaaand some are awful. One orange color I can only describe as "Crayola Mac 'n' Cheese" and it stains horrifically. It comes in an opaque orange bottle. 

Manic Panic Original/ Amplified- I could never run out of praise for Manic Panic. It's been the old stand-by if I wanted great lasting power in wonderful colors with several applications..... all at a great price (sparkling wink). It's been a dream of mine to own a salon and use MP hair and cosmetic lines for YEARS. Find it at Hot Topic, manicpanic.com, Sally's and even in some local alternative lifestyle and fashion stores.

• It's an all around good product- Smells nice, lasts a good while, lots of variety, fairly priced. It applies to hair perfectly. Above the middle of the road, it's a fantastic choice. I haven't had much difference in performance between the amplified and original though.

Punky Color- Honestly, Jerome Russell is a brand that is infamous with my friends for their wash out hair color that makes your hair feel like straw but Punky Color is the best brand I've tried so far. I discovered it at a local head shop that has gone out of business but I JUST found out I can buy it at Ulta! Other places include jeromerussell.com and Amazon.

• Lasts the longest- Out of all the brands I've tried, Punky Color had the best staying power. The pink, however, is just like splat and will wear out its welcome. Again, use an ash tone to remove pink and red/ gold tones that stains.

• Smells the best- It smells fruity! Similar to grape candy or something like that. I can't quite put a name on the scent.

• Vivid color- These colors rock. I've never been disappointed by them. My favorite is Plum. I dyed my hair Plum with cheetah print for my high school graduation.

THE BEST!!!!


Brands I'm dying to try: Special Effects, Provana by Redken, and Fudge Paint Box.

Do you have any experience with the brands I haven't used? Got any recommendations for brands I didn't list? What about your experience with what I posted? Let me know in the comments!